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Hey! My name 's Niji and I like stuff and things and things and stuff.
I'm 17 years old, Female, and reside in New Jersey.
My main fandoms are Hetalia and MS Paint Adventures :)
My main fandoms are Hetalia and MS Paint Adventures :)
 05.27.12 @ 16:10 |  5,733 notes |  Permalink |
Norse mythology FTW!LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET
OH MY GOD SCREAMING.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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| 05.27.12 @ 15:35 | 9,113 notes | Permalink |
POKEMON “GEN 0”
- -Playing as young Oak or Agatha (which implies there’d be no Pokédex)
- -Only about 100 Pokés, many dual-types not existing yet
- -Instead of Poké Ball, people use primitive man-made balls from Apricorns, which you have to find and make yourself (thus making each Pokémon catch attempt more challenging) - rarer Apricorns = better catch rates, etc.
- >Instead of catching wild Pokemon, you try and befriend them or fight them
- >After catching a certain species, you have a little cutscene of Oak/Agatha recording the data, by drawing the pokemon (which you do yourself), and then watch as they try and describe it, which will be the same info from the pokedex in Gen I-V
- >No boxes, just leave your Pokemon at a specific daycare centre (one in each town), which can store up to 12 pokemon at a time. When you’re all out of storage space, you either release them in the wild, or release them in the future Safari zone, where you can visit them again.
- by the end of the game, a small clip with several pictures come up, oak and Agatha slowly growing older, slowly growing apart, the last pic is of oak handing a pokedex to two kids you can’t see the face of
THE END
Actually a really good idea oh god what
(Also the versions are “Sepia” and “Monochrome”)
i reblog this everytime it shows up
because i wish it was a thing
oh my god
this would be awesome
this needs to be real
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| 05.26.12 @ 17:55 | 3,985 notes | Permalink |
notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!
america: 1
britain: 0
notice how every other country in the world hates you
what about canada
canada doesnt hate us
nobody cares what canada thinks
i care what canada think ;_;
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| 05.26.12 @ 17:51 | 4,817 notes | Permalink |
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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| 05.26.12 @ 17:17 | 566,162 notes | Permalink |
CAAAATIIIIIEEEE THIS IS FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!!!I wonder why I should dr-
OH THAT’S WHY C:
I LOVE YOU.
wow
it actually worked hahaha
i love you
this is the greatest post ever
because it doesn’t lie to me
i am healed
this works oh my god im crying :’)))))))
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| 05.26.12 @ 17:17 | 4,897 notes | Permalink |
Your role in the anime →
Kairi’s role is a kind man who becomes an idol. Gets a homo ending.
Okay.
Catherine’s role is a sly girl who rapes a vampire. Gets a sad ending.
o-ok
….I, uh…
Rumminov’s role is a flirty woman who hates a prince. Gets a tragic ending.
lame i could never hate a prince who are they kidding
Zilly’s role is a moe ojiisan who becomes a magic stick. Gets a ero ending.
I get shoved up someone’s ass don’t I
Joccey’s role is a cool girl who rapes a vampire. Gets a homo ending.
Jocelyn’s role is a flirty girl who fights a witch. Gets a harem ending.
…i like my endings…Maggie’s role is a pretty ojiisan who stabs a cat girl. Gets a happy ending.
okay
Sophie’s role is a slutty girl who kills a robot. Gets a harem ending.
wow rude.
at least i kill a robot.
…uh harem what???
Sun’s role is a sad guy who lives with magical girl. Gets a harem ending.
Okay.
Sid’s role is a careless woman who becomes a president. Gets a ero ending.
Luke’s role is a dumb guy who hates cats. Gets a ero ending.
BUT I LOVE CAKE.
Scott’s role is a moe woman who becomes magical girl. Gets a absurd ending.
CRIES
BEAUTIFUL
TEARS
arthur’s role is a flirty girl who hates a hot guy. Gets a tragic ending
UM LETS TRY THAT AGAIN
arti’s role is a cool woman who loves main character. Gets a ero ending.
NO
Leon’s role is a fat guy who lives with a cat girl. Gets an ero ending.
FUCK
YES
bun’s role is a cute woman who fights a loli. Gets a tragic ending.
DAMN STRAIGHT I DO~
… if i’m cute… can i be a loli too o 3 o
Kimberly’s role is a slutty woman who rapes a hot guy. Gets a homo ending.
I….I what?
Joanna’s role is a pervert ojiisan who fights a hot guy. Gets a tragic ending.
oh.
Niji’s role is a sexy girl who fights a magic stick. Gets a best ending.
im ok with that
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| 05.26.12 @ 16:53 | 2,640 notes | Permalink |
Reblog if you recognize this game. I want to find ALL OF YOU.
I have the disc for cats 3 not 3 feet away from my face at this moment.
I probably still have the discs, but I can’t run them anymore because OSX is a butt.
I spent forever playing Cats. The Scardy Cat was my favorite, next to the Russian Blue.
I played this game to death.
I think my obsession with it finally convinced my mom to let me get a cat.
Oh hell yes. I got really into the hack that let you download and adopt mutant pets, like foxes and chickens and tribbles. I tried to code some of my own and ended up with this fascinating lump of cojoined spheres that would whiz wildly around the little virtual room and knock everything around. Then my dad’s computer would crash. That was kind of the end of my hacking adventures.
OMG i would always paint the cats and then i didnt know how to unpaint them and it was terrible!
| 05.26.12 @ 16:50 | 961 notes | Permalink |
"Dudes. Imagine life here in the US — or indeed, pretty much anywhere in the Western world — is a massive role playing game, like World of Warcraft except appallingly mundane, where most quests involve the acquisition of money, cell phones and donuts, although not always at the same time. Let’s call it The Real World. You have installed The Real World on your computer and are about to start playing, but first you go to the settings tab to bind your keys, fiddle with your defaults, and choose the difficulty setting for the game. Got it?
Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.
This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.
Now, once you’ve selected the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, you still have to create a character, and how many points you get to start — and how they are apportioned — will make a difference. Initially the computer will tell you how many points you get and how they are divided up. If you start with 25 points, and your dump stat is wealth, well, then you may be kind of screwed. If you start with 250 points and your dump stat is charisma, well, then you’re probably fine. Be aware the computer makes it difficult to start with more than 30 points; people on higher difficulty settings generally start with even fewer than that.
As the game progresses, your goal is to gain points, apportion them wisely, and level up. If you start with fewer points and fewer of them in critical stat categories, or choose poorly regarding the skills you decide to level up on, then the game will still be difficult for you. But because you’re playing on the “Straight White Male” setting, gaining points and leveling up will still by default be easier, all other things being equal, than for another player using a higher difficulty setting.
Likewise, it’s certainly possible someone playing at a higher difficulty setting is progressing more quickly than you are, because they had more points initially given to them by the computer and/or their highest stats are wealth, intelligence and constitution and/or simply because they play the game better than you do. It doesn’t change the fact you are still playing on the lowest difficulty setting.
You can lose playing on the lowest difficulty setting. The lowest difficulty setting is still the easiest setting to win on. The player who plays on the “Gay Minority Female” setting? Hardcore."
Okay: In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.
This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.
Now, once you’ve selected the “Straight White Male” difficulty setting, you still have to create a character, and how many points you get to start — and how they are apportioned — will make a difference. Initially the computer will tell you how many points you get and how they are divided up. If you start with 25 points, and your dump stat is wealth, well, then you may be kind of screwed. If you start with 250 points and your dump stat is charisma, well, then you’re probably fine. Be aware the computer makes it difficult to start with more than 30 points; people on higher difficulty settings generally start with even fewer than that.
As the game progresses, your goal is to gain points, apportion them wisely, and level up. If you start with fewer points and fewer of them in critical stat categories, or choose poorly regarding the skills you decide to level up on, then the game will still be difficult for you. But because you’re playing on the “Straight White Male” setting, gaining points and leveling up will still by default be easier, all other things being equal, than for another player using a higher difficulty setting.
Likewise, it’s certainly possible someone playing at a higher difficulty setting is progressing more quickly than you are, because they had more points initially given to them by the computer and/or their highest stats are wealth, intelligence and constitution and/or simply because they play the game better than you do. It doesn’t change the fact you are still playing on the lowest difficulty setting.
You can lose playing on the lowest difficulty setting. The lowest difficulty setting is still the easiest setting to win on. The player who plays on the “Gay Minority Female” setting? Hardcore."
—John Scalzi tells it like it is. (via bookling-stormborn)
That is a fabulous breakdown of privilege.
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I approve of this analogy. Even if it doesn’t mention all axes of oppression the analogy definitely works. Definitely.
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Huge fan of geeky analogies for privilege and oppression.
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| 05.26.12 @ 16:13 | 4,217 notes | Permalink |