May 2012
1 tag
1 tag
[[MORE]]
i feel really terrible and like crying for no reason. Nothing bad happened today i just want to curl up and cry and its dumb.
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
1 tag
Politeness became so rare that some people mistake...
rockerfox999:
mycroftismight:
sprocketdrox:
cocksandklainebows:
orgarren:
orgarren:
if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat
so uh- reblog this please xoxo
Please she told me I need 10k
#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg
COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE...
dress yourself up as a disney princess
cancerously:
dress yourself up as a disney princess
insufferablebuttlass:
signal boost
assstiel:
guys? please… this is really important.
Read More
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
randomostrichchocolates:
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
lucy-vanpelt:
1 tag
1 tag
clixx:
1 tag
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Reblog this if you're single.
theeniallhorananon:
5 tags
exploding orgy of gender anarchy: On Shipping and... →
lascocks:
carororo:
hils-k:
bringmehsomepie:
patheticfangirl:
This is my letter to angry fanboys.
First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through space with little connection to most of the people who surround us, so anything that allows us...
anawkwardlyawkwardgiraffe:
Boobs
Should be symmetrical
And anything more than a handful
Is a waste.
i must
respectfully disagree
checkered thighs on a pretty pawn: syringe:... →
syringe:
dinkydins:
Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower.
professorsteel:
I got List of Supernatural Powers and Abilities.
So I’m either a list OR I HAVE ALL OF THESE POWERS
‘Dream manipulation’ aka oneiromancy…
Here comes the nightmare fuel
Lexiconicy
The ability to transform a written word into the actual object and potentially use it in offence or...
3 tags
AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHhhhHHHh
AHHHHHHhhhhh
That update!
my shipper heart can’t take it!
AAAAHHHHHhhHHH
IF I HAD A DAUGHTER.
dick-avenger:
I would allow her to date whomever she wanted whenever she wanted. And she could have sex with whomever she wanted.
But on one condition.
She must wear a nuva ring like speaker in her vagina makes a noise similar to the predator from AvP whenever someone is near it.
If she can get a boy to go near her vagina after it goes Klikikikikikikikik at them, that man is the man for her.
